There, I just saved the lot of you from having to even post today. 

Of course, you could make the argument that while my cynicism is well meaning, my writing this post is actually just prepetuating the very issue that I am mocking in the first place.

Also, on another topic, 75 words long must a fanpost be.  In leiu of a fanpost, I could have created a fanshot if I just had a quote, link, video or photo that I wanted to share with the community.