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Dear Weapon X,

WE NEED YOU. PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE US. WE ARE IN LOVE WITH YOU AND WE DO NOT WANT TO END YOUR TENURE HERE THIS WAY. YOU ARE A DAMN PRO-BOWLER. I'VE BEEN GOING ON THIS SITE EVERY 2-3 HOURS EVER SINCE WE SIGNED ASANTE, BUT THIS WOULD ONLY BE MY 5TH FANPOST. THIS IS INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT TO ME AND EVERY SINGLE EAGLES FAN IN THE WORLD. JUST TAKE A LOOK AT THE THREAD THAT STATES THAT YOU SIGNED WITH THE BRONCOS. RIGHT NOW IT'S UP TO 500 COMMENTS, THAT'S NOT NORMAL.

 

MR. X, YOU ARE VITAL TO OUR HAPPINESS AND OUR PRIDE.