I want to start by saying that I really enjoy watching some shows on the Travel Network. I think Anthony Bourdain and Andrew Zimmern rock. There is something about people flying over to other countries just to try nasty food that grabs my attention. I don't really understand why though.
While watching Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern, I so a promo for a Dhani Jones show. Keep in mind, I was watching Andrew eat Lambs eyes and sheep brains. I just about stomached watching all that with no problem, even though I must admit some of the bug eating seemed somewhat appitizing, how sick is that. But when I saw that air guitar playing stiff of a linebacker Dhani Jones come on my flat panel. I almost lost my dinner.
I have standards, there are certain shows I just won't watch. For example, I will never, ever, ever watch, "So you think you can dance?", I will never, ever, ever, watch "America's Next top model". Although I will occasionally google images of some of those ladies, but thats another story.
And now I refuse, whole heartedly to watch "Dhani tackles the globe".
What has this world come to, Please tell me this is just some sort of bad dream. Some one pinch me, please. Dhani tackles the world? How about this, Dhani couldn't tackle my grandmom in the game of knee football in the middle of my hallway. Dhani, do us a favor and stick to entertaining those New York subway riders by playing your guitar, you have no business showing your face with those stupid bow ties on TV.