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Eagle Fans Unite!!! Cowgirl fans beware.

Hello Brothers Who Bleed Green,

 

I have noticed a lot of bickering within the family, lately.  While I find the back and forth to be quite humorous, I think the time is now for us to unite behind one front.  And to give us something to rally behind, I would like to propose the following axioms that we can all agree to.  These axioms are only starting points for us but they are underlying accepted truths that make us one in spirit.  Of course, I welcome more axioms to our list.  Only suggestions by true Eagles fans will be recognized.  I provide three to get us started.  And I added d in the title to bait the enemy into our talk.  I expect plenty of mislead stupidity from their legions.  In fact, I welcome the banter as food for my insatiable appetite to despise them.  So here they are my fellow brothers in green:

1. dallas sucks!

This is not a statement of fact, a reflection of record or on-field past or present but simply a zeitgeist, the spirit of our belief and passion.  Besides, it just makes me feel good to say it.

2. Eagle fans are the best in the NFL

Let's face it, no one travels like us or has our passion.  We are a college atmosphere in a professional league.  We get an unfair reputation because of a few spoiled apples who don't represent our underlying spirit.  Crap happens everywhere; it just gets reported here.  Lest we forget the Bear's fan blinding a Steeler's fan and the countless examples that prove what we already know.

3. Jerry Jones perfectly represents what dallas stands for.

Jerry Jones is an arrogant pr?ck who we all love to watch pacing the sidelines or throwing his drink in disgust at the conclusion of a dallas loss.  We all feel vindicated when his personal dominance of the girls interferes with their success.  JJ thinks he is God and still believes, along with its mislead fans, that dallas is America's team when in fact, they are universally despised by every enlightened fan in the country.  Of course, a requirement for enlightenment is that you recognize that the NFL is not headquartered in Texas.  Jerry Jones is the evil emperor at the head of the evil empire.  The stronger and louder they are, the more they suck!  (see axiom one)

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