Twas the night before christmas
by jack is better than asante on Dec 24, 2009 10:29 PM EST
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PrintTwas the night before Christmas, and all through BGN
Not a Blogger was stirring, not even Anuj
The Fanpost were posted on the page with care
In hopes that JIBTA soon would read theirs
Wild eagle was nestled all snug in his bed (past his bed time )
While visions of superbowls danced in his head
And Route36 in his jersey, and Bye Dawk in his cap,
Had just settled their brains wishing for no long winter's nap
When on the computer there there arose such a clatter
BGN sprung to their keyboards to see what was amatter
Away to the monitor they flew like a flash,
grab their mouse and clicked open the site
when what to my wondering eyes should appear
but a New fanpost, and 8 haters commenting quick
with a good lookin poster, so smart and correct
i knew in a moment it must be from JIBTA
more rapid than eagles his coursers they came
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them all names
Now Cwel87! now, Iron hank! now Joe_D and evil banner!
on, snowhill82! on, MG77! on,on yophillybro and Jason B!
To the Top of BGN! to the top of the fanpost!
Now comment away, comment away, comment away all!
so up to the top this fanpost flew
with a page full of recs, and JIBTA too
He spoke almost every word and went right to work
and filled all the pages with comments, they turned and called him a jerk
no this was not the grinch, not to be mistaken for igglegreen
This was JIBTA, the greatest poster of BGN has ever seen
He sprang to his computer and created this post
and away they all flew to commence his roast
but i seen him type as he closed out his window and turned off his light
merry christmas to all BGN and to all a good night
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LMAO
Not bad. I agree with Q27. Most people get mad at JIBTA. In my eyes he’s pretty funny. The worst part of this is half of this didn’t even rhyme yet I was still intrigued.
For as long as he's been here
I’ve had a feeling the entire persona was a parody. I’m not entirely sure, though – but I know this was fantastic.
Merry Christmas to all the proud Eagles out there, either on the roster or part of the 12th man.
I gotta give you props bud...
this was fairly entertaining… which means I laughed my ass off…
BTW I dont have a bed-time… Im officially an adult(as far as FL state law states) but I still rely on my parents lol…
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
that's fucking rich.
rec’d
"it's like i tell my ex-wife, i never drive faster than i can see, and besides it's all in the reflexes." -Jack Burton, Big trouble in little China
HAHAHA
my favourite part was this (first time trying a block quote, heregoes)
bq. And Route36 in his jersey, and Bye Dawk in his cap,Had just settled their brains wishing for no long winter’s nap
My "t" and "y" buttons are messed up so don't bitch at me about misspelling, I'm just saying.
by RadioheadbeatlesEagles on Dec 25, 2009 1:36 AM EST reply actions
pfff
fail
My "t" and "y" buttons are messed up so don't bitch at me about misspelling, I'm just saying.
by RadioheadbeatlesEagles on Dec 25, 2009 1:36 AM EST up reply actions
“And Route36 in his jersey, and Bye Dawk in his cap,
Had just settled their brains wishing for no long winter’s nap"
My "t" and "y" buttons are messed up so don't bitch at me about misspelling, I'm just saying.
by RadioheadbeatlesEagles on Dec 25, 2009 1:36 AM EST up reply actions
goddamit
My "t" and "y" buttons are messed up so don't bitch at me about misspelling, I'm just saying.
by RadioheadbeatlesEagles on Dec 25, 2009 1:36 AM EST up reply actions
You have to highlight the text and click the blockquote button.
So it looks like this
Alternatively, you can just type <"blockquote"> and <“/blockquote”> around your text (without the "" obviously)
sheet
how did i miss that button?
Thanks Q
My "t" and "y" buttons are messed up so don't bitch at me about misspelling, I'm just saying.
by RadioheadbeatlesEagles on Dec 26, 2009 2:49 AM EST up reply actions
priceless
there are a lot of opinions i disagre with, but this was really funny. merry christmas to you too and everyone else
Eagles.
by #1EaglesFan on Dec 25, 2009 2:24 AM EST reply actions
Merry Christmas everyone!
and to the other voyeurs too. I dont post too often, but I’m on the site atleast 2-3 times a day, just looking at the posts without commenting.
And I know there’s lots of others like that, to include those who do the same without even registering for an account.
So Merry Christmas to the non-registered fans as well!
Looking Mean in Kelly Green
bravo jibta,
bravo.
rec’d
"Never give in, never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense. Never yield to force; never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.
I know, I know, Dickens didn’t write the poem. I took some “poetic license”
by 17thandShunk on Dec 25, 2009 11:55 AM EST up reply actions
lol.
"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain
Hahaha!
That was priceless! The funniest thing about it is that most of it didn’t even rhyme!
Merry Christmas JIBTA and the rest of BGN.
Andy Reid is 43-5 when running the ball at least 30 times in a game( Ray Diddy on Eagles Post Game Live after Bears Victory)
JIBTA
no way JIBTA wrote this; the spelling is correct, and he didn’t swear once! Maybe a young nephew or niece was polite enough to help him out?
It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
by sb2bowl on Dec 25, 2009 5:26 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
+1
Suddenly, I’m convinced that Jibta must be a sign on created by JasonB in order to get the other posters pissed and keep the readership up. The persona that goes by Jibta on BGN would not be capable of writing this. It is funny, witty and perceptive – abilities for which the Jibta persona has no capacity.
jibta after all we've been through together on all those 2 message boards that one time
what, you can’t figure out anything that rhymes with alon?
haha ahh man
my bad .. i forgot you bud .. dont worry .. theres more holidays coming up
An inconsistent coach is far worse than an inconsistent quarterback.(Route 36)
by jack is better than asante on Dec 26, 2009 11:39 PM EST reply actions
lol, I think I may actually read you post then.
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
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