Week 15 Picture Caption Winner is Captain Nodar !!!
by NorthPhillyKid on Dec 14, 2009 7:50 PM EST
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“I will hug him, and pet him, and squeeze him, and name him George.”
by captain nodar on Dec 14, 2009 9:47 PM EST reply actions 18 recs
Well Ladies and Gents I was almost angry at the fact i could'nt find an interesting enough picture for my weekly caption contest but then wallah ! Good Old 3rd string LG Mike McGlynn came through with a sufficient enough pose to be hilariously misconstrued by captions from you little Bleeding Green Boogers, i mean bloggers.
If you are new to this, it works like this. Take the picture below and write a comment (Caption) that you think will generate the most attention and recommendations from your fellow bloggers by inserting a hilarious rendition of what you think could be going on in the picture when it was taken. Please feel free to drasticly blow things out of proportion and try to make us LOL , LMAO , ROFLMAO or just plain old wee wee in our britches every time we gander at it. Try to use only the players or objects in the pic but feel free to reference someone not there as if they were involved with the player in the pic.
Your last Picture Cap Contest winner was EVILBANNER and his picture and caption can be viewed after the jump.
Donavon: "Hey fatman, if you’d get me an offensive line that could both run and pass block, run a balanced offense like a real man, and not consult your laminated Denny’s menu that’s longer than the Book of Mormon, we might have a shot at a Super Bowl."
- EVILBANNER
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“I wanna ‘kith’ you, Suzie. Yeahhhhhhhh!!!”
From the classic Namath/Kolber interview: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQqIQyT-RuM
Looking Mean in Kelly Green
lmao
"I think pro athletes should be forced to use steroids. I think we as fans deserve the greatest athletes science can create."- Daniel Tosh
If Football Had A Church , Brian Dawkins Would Be My Preacher. -NPK
by NorthPhillyKid on Dec 14, 2009 8:42 PM EST up reply actions
“CHEEZSBURGR?!”
About 10 minutes ago, I was pondering my own existence. Then I decided that it didn't matter.
I can haz football?
or
"Leave Michael Alone!" - said like that Brittany Spears fan on youtube
by sports00fan00 on Dec 15, 2009 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
baby just come closer, im ready now (opens mouth and sticks tongue out)
by worldphuckinchamps on Dec 14, 2009 9:06 PM EST reply actions
“I will hug him, and pet him, and squeeze him, and name him George.”
by captain nodar on Dec 14, 2009 9:47 PM EST reply actions 18 recs
I couldn’t even caption this photo after reading yours….
LOL
"What did it feel like? That collision, I didn't feel nothing, because he was pretty much defenseless. It was like running through a cardboard box. Seriously. Cardboard box."- Sheldon Brown on his pounding of Reggie Bush in the '06 Playoffs
Any picture caption...
…with a crafty allusion to a Steinbeck novel is an automatic winner. New rule?
"Right now Winston Justice is the guy...until that person gets back out there"
winner winner chicken dinner
absolutely perfect, u got my rec
RIP JJ & HK
Just fucking win. (as said by LegendKnight22)
dayummm
lol
"I think pro athletes should be forced to use steroids. I think we as fans deserve the greatest athletes science can create."- Daniel Tosh
If Football Had A Church , Brian Dawkins Would Be My Preacher. -NPK
by NorthPhillyKid on Dec 15, 2009 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
Two thirds of the earth are covered by water, the other third is covered by Dawkins
by greeninireland on Dec 16, 2009 5:23 AM EST up reply actions
Not a caption
I wish I could find the video of Brent Celek trying to catch the ball during warmups before the Giants game. His face was priceless.
"I hate listening to people's dreams. It is like flipping through a stack of photographs. If I'm not in any of them and nobody is having sex, I just don't care. "
I’ll see you in my head movies
Two thirds of the earth are covered by water, the other third is covered by Dawkins
by greeninireland on Dec 15, 2009 10:11 AM EST reply actions
lol he was overthrown
"I think pro athletes should be forced to use steroids. I think we as fans deserve the greatest athletes science can create."- Daniel Tosh
If Football Had A Church , Brian Dawkins Would Be My Preacher. -NPK
by NorthPhillyKid on Dec 15, 2009 8:49 PM EST up reply actions
you mean the one that literally has offically NFL Licensed wording of "Homo" on the back ?
by northphillykidd on Dec 16, 2009 3:58 PM EST up reply actions
It's funny how Michael Jordan has influenced all of us
when i was in gradeschool it was virtually impossible to play basketball without my tongue hanging out like I was Mike or something. The funniest part is that most other kids on the court played the same way, so you ended up with a bunch of Jr Highers running around a basketball court with their tongues out.
I think that mentality has grown to include any athletic activity. So, yeah, when you’re reaching out to catch a football, why not just throw your tongue out because let’s face it: we wanna be like Mike (McGlynn?)
"What did it feel like? That collision, I didn't feel nothing, because he was pretty much defenseless. It was like running through a cardboard box. Seriously. Cardboard box."- Sheldon Brown on his pounding of Reggie Bush in the '06 Playoffs
"In order to make catches, I just pretend the ball is a sandwich."
"We're passionate fans... we gotta hammer someone."
I pray to God that I don’t have to catch one of these over the middle like this once the games starts.
Just once, I’d like to have a ball thrown to me.
Not near me….. not behind me…..TO ME!
But noooooo, that would be too easy.
Instead, I’d got to run like a jackass to make up for another over-thrown ball throw.
Everyone knows that I can’t extend my arms without sticking my tongue out.
If they keep overthrowing me like this, I’ll be able to lick my eyebrows by the end of the season…..
lol
"I think pro athletes should be forced to use steroids. I think we as fans deserve the greatest athletes science can create."- Daniel Tosh
If Football Had A Church , Brian Dawkins Would Be My Preacher. -NPK
by NorthPhillyKid on Dec 15, 2009 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
DUH DUH DUHHHhhhhhhh ! IM BRENT CELEK !!!
"I think pro athletes should be forced to use steroids. I think we as fans deserve the greatest athletes science can create."- Daniel Tosh
If Football Had A Church , Brian Dawkins Would Be My Preacher. -NPK
"You remind me of a girlfriend in Detroit... but you look more like her stepfather!"
That’s a quote from Curly Howard of the Three Stooges. McGlynn’s a dead ringer!
I bleed green and I piss silver and blue
Haha guys, give up
Nodar has this shit locked up
About 10 minutes ago, I was pondering my own existence. Then I decided that it didn't matter.
wait....this faberge egg looks just like a football.....fuck.
"it's like i tell my ex-wife, i never drive faster than i can see, and besides it's all in the reflexes." -Jack Burton, Big trouble in little China
Newspaper Reads:
“After Seeing McGlynn’s skills in warmups, Jerry Jones had no choice but to offer a straight up trade for him. The deal will include sending both Roy Williams and Myles Austin to Philadelphia. Said Jones, ‘What choice did I have? He’s clearly better than anything we’ve got!’”
Dont Disrespect the Level
Now if only I was as cool as Brent Celek and can do the Captian Morgan pose after I catch this ball
Players who should be in the Hall of Fame
DIck Lebeau, Pat TIllman, Dwight White, Donnie Shell, L.C. Greenwood, Ray Guy, Steve Tasker, Greg Llyod, Andy Russel, Chris Carter and Kevin Greene
2009 Pittsburgh Steelers the Perefect Storm of Suck
Maybe if I practice kissing Reid’s fat ass enough he’ll finally start me!
Let the beasting begin.
by TransplantedFan on Dec 16, 2009 11:03 PM EST reply actions
“It’s a pigskin, right? Wonder if it tastes like bacon…”
by Scotty Laf on Dec 17, 2009 9:19 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Doctors have determined Mike McGlynn still hasn’t passed baseline testing after his most recent concussion.
Sometimes it's just fun to take the family for a spin around the lake in the old boat. Even if it's not your family or your boat, and they're screaming for you to stop.
by Baron Dainer Von Tresvant on Dec 17, 2009 10:40 PM EST reply actions
its ‘ole mikey’s seldom seen “OH” face.. such a rare sight in nature, this kind of occurrence only comes about every 10-12 years
by RIP26_litodoin'work on Dec 18, 2009 9:37 AM EST reply actions
I know I'm late here but anyway...
The one with the tongue and football… “No fair! I ordered mine with mustard!”
The one with McNabb: “Hey whatcha lookin’ at me for? I’m just trying to think like a Cowboy!”
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