Celek, Jackson and Bunkley all injured today. You guys know me as the eternal optimist on this site, but for crying out loud, if they aren't playing next week, I'm suiting up. That's right, I'm coming out of retirement. Last game I played was as 'left out-back' in my pee-wee football league back when the Eagles were playing at Franklin Field, but don't worry guys, I'm ready to grab my leather helmet and go in. Now if only I can find my green and white walker. I wonder if I can find a jock in the size "extra droopy'.
Fark 'em. We're winning anyway. (If we can find enough healthy guys to field a team.)