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by NorthPhillyKid on Nov 24, 2009 9:25 AM EST
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“Hey fatman, if you’d get me an offensive line that could both run and pass block, run a balanced offense like a real man, and not consult your laminated Denny’s menu that’s longer than the Book of Mormon, we might have a shot at a Super Bowl.”
by EvilBanner on Nov 25, 2009 7:12 AM EST
“Hey fatman, if you’d get me an offensive line that could both run and pass block, run a balanced offense like a real man, and not consult your laminated Denny’s menu that’s longer than the Book of Mormon, we might have a shot at a Super Bowl.”
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lol
i cant even write one im laughing too hard … this is a first lol … i saw this pic and couldn’t stop laughing … cant stop still actually
"I think pro athletes should be forced to use steroids. I think we as fans deserve the greatest athletes science can create."- Daniel Tosh
If Football Had A Church , Brian Dawkins Would Be My Preacher. -NPK
yea i didnt want to see that side again
"I think pro athletes should be forced to use steroids. I think we as fans deserve the greatest athletes science can create."- Daniel Tosh
If Football Had A Church , Brian Dawkins Would Be My Preacher. -NPK
by NorthPhillyKid on Nov 24, 2009 10:06 AM EST up reply actions
“Mommy, can I have my legos now?”
Astra Inclinant, Non Necessitant
by EagleGreeninMD on Nov 24, 2009 11:16 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
lol
"I think pro athletes should be forced to use steroids. I think we as fans deserve the greatest athletes science can create."- Daniel Tosh
If Football Had A Church , Brian Dawkins Would Be My Preacher. -NPK
by NorthPhillyKid on Nov 25, 2009 2:47 AM EST up reply actions
DMAC: Ouch! Peter’s you’re supposed to protect my blinds…(Gasp!) They are running my Campbell’s Chunky Soup Commercial!
Andy Reid is 43-5 when running the ball at least 30 times in a game( Ray Diddy on Eagles Post Game Live after Bears Victory)
by Route36 on Nov 24, 2009 12:49 PM EST via mobile reply actions
“Damn who is that poor fool getting demolished on the Jumbotron?? … Oh shit it’s me.”
by IgglesFanDeployd on Nov 24, 2009 1:23 PM EST reply actions
McNabb "you motha fucka, I was gonna let you....
win this game till ya went an undid my helmet…"
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
5: (in a childish daze from the sack) hey maclin look at those little girls playing playing under the monkey bar
Maclin: Jesus christ dmac, thats the friggin goal post not monkey bars let alone a monkey bar as you said … and the girls appear little to you because your 6’2 and 250 fuggin lbs and were also 80 yards away from them … what to you say we get the up now and go get us some cooties eh ?
5: HeHe ok , dont tell mama nabb but i like me some cooties !
Maclin: Ready break …(whispering to self) FML
"I think pro athletes should be forced to use steroids. I think we as fans deserve the greatest athletes science can create."- Daniel Tosh
If Football Had A Church , Brian Dawkins Would Be My Preacher. -NPK
Don to LeSean:
“An effin Bears player is helpin me up? Are you on my team or what rookie? what the f*** man?”
by bleedinggreeninDK on Nov 24, 2009 5:03 PM EST reply actions
actually an eagle is helping him up ... look north of 5's right foot and south of the bears ass
"I think pro athletes should be forced to use steroids. I think we as fans deserve the greatest athletes science can create."- Daniel Tosh
If Football Had A Church , Brian Dawkins Would Be My Preacher. -NPK
by NorthPhillyKid on Nov 24, 2009 6:30 PM EST up reply actions
lol yea im a jerk
"I think pro athletes should be forced to use steroids. I think we as fans deserve the greatest athletes science can create."- Daniel Tosh
If Football Had A Church , Brian Dawkins Would Be My Preacher. -NPK
by NorthPhillyKid on Nov 24, 2009 7:16 PM EST up reply actions
As if that ruins my awesome joke ??
oh wait
by bleedinggreeninDK on Nov 25, 2009 6:42 AM EST up reply actions
lol
"I think pro athletes should be forced to use steroids. I think we as fans deserve the greatest athletes science can create."- Daniel Tosh
If Football Had A Church , Brian Dawkins Would Be My Preacher. -NPK
by NorthPhillyKid on Nov 25, 2009 12:34 PM EST up reply actions
god ? is that you ?
"I think pro athletes should be forced to use steroids. I think we as fans deserve the greatest athletes science can create."- Daniel Tosh
If Football Had A Church , Brian Dawkins Would Be My Preacher. -NPK
duck, duck, duck...
GOOSE!!!!
"What did it feel like? That collision, I didn't feel nothing, because he was pretty much defenseless. It was like running through a cardboard box. Seriously. Cardboard box."- Sheldon Brown on his pounding of Reggie Bush in the '06 Playoffs
by jalarsen1 on Nov 24, 2009 7:22 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
"Okay boys, gather 'round. This is one I learned during my wife's Lamaze class."
D Mac holding an in-game exercise demonstration
Hey Andy?!
See this Ball in my Hand? Yeah, can we run this more. If we did, I wouldnt be on my ass right now.
I imagine he also said this...
“Hey fatman, if you’d get me an offensive line that could both run and pass block, run a balanced offense like a real man, and not consult your laminated Denny’s menu that’s longer than the Book of Mormon, we might have a shot at a Super Bowl.”
"Right now Winston Justice is the guy...until that person gets back out there"
by EvilBanner on Nov 25, 2009 7:12 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
oh my god you so fuckin win lol
"I think pro athletes should be forced to use steroids. I think we as fans deserve the greatest athletes science can create."- Daniel Tosh
If Football Had A Church , Brian Dawkins Would Be My Preacher. -NPK
by NorthPhillyKid on Nov 25, 2009 12:35 PM EST up reply actions
im pretty sure you got this wrapped up lol
"I think pro athletes should be forced to use steroids. I think we as fans deserve the greatest athletes science can create."- Daniel Tosh
If Football Had A Church , Brian Dawkins Would Be My Preacher. -NPK
by NorthPhillyKid on Nov 26, 2009 2:10 PM EST up reply actions
holy shit EB
im not even gonna try now, thats brilliant
RIP JJ & HK
Just fucking win. (as said by LegendKnight22)
read this one
" Listen Shady and DJax! I wont give you the ball, until you stop eating frigging popcorn on the sidelines."
Ok I got one more
Shady:" DMac what the hell are you doing?"
DMac: “Relax, I have to stretch out before I through another 50 yards bomb for a TD to DJax. You’ll know what Im talking about, when you get to my age!… Yeah, You’ve heard me Bears! Im gonna f**k up your secondary so much, that your SS will feel like a rookie again…Wait…He is a rookie…haha…NICE!”
Too Early Donovan
you can’t find a seat until AFTER the music stops
"What did it feel like? That collision, I didn't feel nothing, because he was pretty much defenseless. It was like running through a cardboard box. Seriously. Cardboard box."- Sheldon Brown on his pounding of Reggie Bush in the '06 Playoffs
lol
"I think pro athletes should be forced to use steroids. I think we as fans deserve the greatest athletes science can create."- Daniel Tosh
If Football Had A Church , Brian Dawkins Would Be My Preacher. -NPK
by NorthPhillyKid on Nov 25, 2009 12:36 PM EST up reply actions
McNabb: "my head hurts."
White eagle player who is unknown: “yeah you got fucked up, lets go take you to mama.”
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro
McNabb: (While Looking into the Stands at the Bears Fans.) “How about that Chicago? I am shitting on your team AND your field!”
by GreenInBaltimore on Nov 25, 2009 4:22 PM EST reply actions
Hey ref wheres the flag He touched me and I'm the QB so I can't be touched
"From time to time gunfighters get shot."-Mike Tomlin the third greatest Steelers coach
terrible
About 10 minutes ago, I was pondering my own existence. Then I decided that it didn't matter.
he's not Mr. Special
(tom brady)
"Leave Michael Alone!" - said like that Brittany Spears fan on youtube
by sports00fan00 on Dec 2, 2009 5:33 PM EST up reply actions
Thank you NPK.
Thank everyone for making this possible. I would especially like to thank Andy Reid. If it had not been for the “Denny’s menu that’s longer than the Book of Mormon” piece, I do not think that my submission would have had that “extra touch that means so much.” I would also like to thank his steadfast refusal to run since that is what put Donovan in the place where he could be photographed in such an awkward pose. I will put this treasured award on my mantle next to my Grammy and Nobel Peace Prize.
"Right now Winston Justice is the guy...until that person gets back out there"
by EvilBanner on Dec 1, 2009 10:45 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
LMAO
In life, as in a football game, the principle to follow is: Hit the line hard.
-Theodore Roosevelt
lol class act
"I think pro athletes should be forced to use steroids. I think we as fans deserve the greatest athletes science can create."- Daniel Tosh
If Football Had A Church , Brian Dawkins Would Be My Preacher. -NPK
by NorthPhillyKid on Dec 2, 2009 5:40 PM EST up reply actions
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