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stole from HR ...funny as HELL!



Terror Alert in Chicago

 

Just received this in an email from a buddy living in Chicago:

 

The Chicago Bears football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Lovie Smith immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators.

After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE.

Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.

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funny

but considering they put up 20 points against us, this should be directed at a worse team, i.e. the skins

Eagles.

by #1EaglesFan on Nov 24, 2009 1:30 AM EST reply actions  

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the Cowboys…..only a TD agains teh Packers and the Skins in two weeks……that is weak! Although they both have decent defenses….you have to score more then 14 points in a two week span no matter who you face.

by slandog on Nov 24, 2009 11:13 AM EST up reply actions  

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