Eagles nicknames
After the humiliating defeat to the Cowboys, I agree with the spirit of levity that a few posters have brought to the table. Here's my contribution...top the nicknames I have given to the following Eagles. Have fun and feel free to add a few of your own!
Jason "The Milkmaid" Peters--there's no injury he can't get the most out of. And he has enormous breasts.
Shawn and Stacy "The Andrews Sisters"--their feminine charms and dulcet singing voices recall the "Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy" days of World War II.
Reggie Brown--he's easily my least favorite Eagle. The best I have for him is "Na's younger sister," but I'm sure there's a better one out there somewhere. Goddamn, he sucks.
Desean "Action" Jackson--truly worthy of a moniker inspired by a Carl Weathers film.
"Queen" Dunlap--'nuff said
Leonard "Andy Reid is too stupid and shortsighted to use me correctly" Weaver--A bit unwieldy, I know, but shortening it would rob it of its power and meaning.
and one that I coined for our favorite New Yorker...ShEli Manning
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Shawn and Stacy “The Andrews Sisters”—their feminine charms and dulcet singing voices recall the “Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy” days of World War II.
They should start a band called “The Hyperextended Vulvas.”
by JimmyK on Nov 12, 2009 4:59 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
If we were giving Brent a historical literary reference, I’d go with either Ajax or Diomedes. Both apply equally well.
About 10 minutes ago, I was pondering my own existence. Then I decided that it didn't matter.
Better yet...
Atlas. Doubt that’s a historical literary reference though.
by eaglemaniac814 on Nov 12, 2009 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
Jack “The Vacuum” Ikegwuono – he’s got a real nose for the ball

Todd “The Man Van” Herremans – Sure gets a lot of push on that left side, in a creepy way.

"THIS IS NOT COLLEGE NO MORE. THIS IS THE BIG MAN SPORT." ~Crazy Lady on BGN forums
by southjersey89 on Nov 12, 2009 7:26 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
is this sarcasm?
Jim Johnson 1941-2009
"The 0-2 pitch, swing and a miss! STRUCK HIM OUT! The Philadelphia Phillies are 2008 World Champions of baseball! And let the city celebrate! " - Harry Kalas 1936-2009
its gota be
we posted this on here like two times a week when JIBTA first started posting
Let's get it Birds.
by homestar2281 on Nov 12, 2009 11:35 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah I figured most people would get the joke since that photo got a lot of circulation earlier in the year lol.
"THIS IS NOT COLLEGE NO MORE. THIS IS THE BIG MAN SPORT." ~Crazy Lady on BGN forums
by southjersey89 on Nov 12, 2009 11:41 PM EST up reply actions
that shit is fake
its photoshoped .. look at his head .. and like i said .. i dont care wha he does aslong as he can play .. and herremans is more like a bicycle .. he got abused until peters came back .. lets stop talkin shit about our best lineman evilbanner
An inconsistent coach is far worse than an inconsistent quarterback.(Route 36)
by jack is better than asante on Nov 12, 2009 11:47 PM EST up reply actions
I doubt that’s photoshopped. The lighting is consistent with the rest of the photo, and the shadows all match up. Plus it was originally posted to a family member’s facebook page, so what would be the purpose of changing the photo?
"THIS IS NOT COLLEGE NO MORE. THIS IS THE BIG MAN SPORT." ~Crazy Lady on BGN forums
by southjersey89 on Nov 13, 2009 12:00 AM EST up reply actions
why
why is the back of his head a perfect line and not round
An inconsistent coach is far worse than an inconsistent quarterback.(Route 36)
by jack is better than asante on Nov 13, 2009 12:11 AM EST up reply actions
Jack’s the one on the right.
"THIS IS NOT COLLEGE NO MORE. THIS IS THE BIG MAN SPORT." ~Crazy Lady on BGN forums
by southjersey89 on Nov 13, 2009 12:13 AM EST up reply actions
His head is lying on the sofa.
The line is the crease formed in the fabric as his head compresses the cushion.
bs
look at his head .. its clearly pasted on there
An inconsistent coach is far worse than an inconsistent quarterback.(Route 36)
by jack is better than asante on Nov 13, 2009 1:46 PM EST up reply actions
look
his neck doesnt match up .. its a lighter color than his head .. if u cant see this is fake ur blind
An inconsistent coach is far worse than an inconsistent quarterback.(Route 36)
by jack is better than asante on Nov 13, 2009 1:47 PM EST up reply actions
Sometimes skin color varies according to location on the body…
About 10 minutes ago, I was pondering my own existence. Then I decided that it didn't matter.
dude
come on .. look at his head .its a very good fake .. i give them that but u can still tell his head is pasted on .. the rest of pic is real .. they just put jacks head on it
An inconsistent coach is far worse than an inconsistent quarterback.(Route 36)
by jack is better than asante on Nov 13, 2009 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
Brodrick "Slimer" Bunkley...
See the similarity?


About 10 minutes ago, I was pondering my own existence. Then I decided that it didn't matter.
by IronHank on Nov 12, 2009 8:10 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
hahahaha i seriously laughed out loud at that one.
"THIS IS NOT COLLEGE NO MORE. THIS IS THE BIG MAN SPORT." ~Crazy Lady on BGN forums
by southjersey89 on Nov 12, 2009 8:28 PM EST up reply actions
how did u ever see that one?!
effin amazing
RIP JJ & HK
Congrats NYY, it took you 9 years to buy a championship. I would love to see how that series would have went if Cole remembered how to pitch.
Brent “Magnum PI” Celek. That’s one he already has. Thought I’d throw that one on here.
Classic one: Jason “Babin Back Ribs”.
Trent “The Hunter” Cole: http://www.coleoutdoors.com/
for years i have called donavan mcnabb...
ol’ triangle head.
"it's like i tell my ex-wife, i never drive faster than i can see, and besides it's all in the reflexes." -Jack Burton, Big trouble in little China
um… I don’t get it. Why?
About 10 minutes ago, I was pondering my own existence. Then I decided that it didn't matter.
because his head is triangular.
"it's like i tell my ex-wife, i never drive faster than i can see, and besides it's all in the reflexes." -Jack Burton, Big trouble in little China
Although he not on the team anymore...
I always had fun with A.J. Feeley, as I called him “A.J. Free-Pick”. The name came after the Seahawks game in ’07, throwing something like 3 picks to Lofa Tatupa. Not to mention just generally throwing 8 picks in a span of 2 1/2 games…
RIP Jim Johnson, best ever.
We should call
Brent Celek…. Brent “the eagles version of chuck norris” celek… dudes a monster.
thats Cobb on Kolb crime if you ask me... as said by yophillybro

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