After the humiliating defeat to the Cowboys, I agree with the spirit of levity that a few posters have brought to the table.  Here's my contribution...top the nicknames I have given to the following Eagles.  Have fun and feel free to add a few of your own!

Jason "The Milkmaid" Peters--there's no injury he can't get the most out of.  And he has enormous breasts. 

Shawn and Stacy "The Andrews Sisters"--their feminine charms and dulcet singing voices recall the "Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy" days of World War II. 

Reggie Brown--he's easily my least favorite Eagle.  The best I have for him is "Na's younger sister," but I'm sure there's a better one out there somewhere.  Goddamn, he sucks.

Desean "Action" Jackson--truly worthy of a moniker inspired by a Carl Weathers film. 

"Queen" Dunlap--'nuff said

Leonard "Andy Reid is too stupid and shortsighted to use me correctly" Weaver--A bit unwieldy, I know, but shortening it would rob it of its power and meaning.

and one that I coined for our favorite New Yorker...ShEli Manning