The NFC East Sings! (Good For A Larf)

it's a crappy day out, I'm bored as hell, I got no other ideas for a post...let's do this:

PHILADELPHIA EAGLES - "The Waiting (For A Title Is The Hardest Part)" orig. by Tom Petty

Well yeah I might have kicked the idea of a Lombardi Trophy around

All it ever got me was down

The NFC Championship made me feel good

But not as good as a Super Bowl Title would now

Donovan, you're the only one that's ever known how

to make me wanna cheer like i wanna cheer now

The waiting for a title is the hardest part

Every week the Birds gain one more yard

Fans take it on faith, fans take it to the heart

The waiting for a title is the hardest part

DALLAS COWBOYS - "The Pretender" orig. by The Foo Fighters

Send in your linemen

Groan as Flozell jumps early again

D-Line buried him deep

The receivers that they field are never ready

Only Witten's ready

Jerry's finished making sense

Because of his ignorance

and a soft defense

Holes infinity

Wade, Jerry is spinning thee

It's never ending, never ending

Same old story

What if I say Dallas ain't like the others?

What if they screw up another one of their plays?

They're the pretender

What if under pressure Tony always surrenders?

NEW YORK GIANTS - "That Don't Impress Me Much" orig, by Shania Twain

You're one of those teams likes to think that they're great

Just 'cause you're one of five teams with a clean slate

But the Raiders, Skins, Cowboys, the Chiefs and the Bucs

all have one thing in common: each of 'em sucks.

Oh, you think you're special

Oh, you think you're something else

Okay, so you're 5-0

That don't impress me much

You've beaten the likes of Russell, Cassel and such

Don't get me wrong, I think your team is all right

But try playing a team that can put up a fight

That don't impress me much

WASHINGTON REDSKINS - "Snyder, Take This Job And Shove It (As Sung By Jim Zorn)" orig. by Johnny Paycheck

Snyder, take this job and shove it

Don't wanna work here no more

You've stirred a media frenzy

and discouraged the players

I was coaching for

You better not try to stand in

my way goin' out the door

Snyder, take this job and shove it

I ain't working here no more

I've been working these here sidelines

for only about one or two years

All this time I watched the Hogettes

drowning in a pool of tears

And I've seen too many old players signed

with overpriced salaries to pay

I'd give this job back to old Joe Gibbs

if I had the guts to say:

Snyder, take this job and shove it