ESPN- Tony Romo Attempts Suicide !!!

by NorthPhillyKid on Jan 3, 2009 6:06 PM EST

New Years Eve Tony Romo attempted suicide. He pulled the trigger as he pointed towards his head with his registered .45 caliber ruger revolver, but the bullet was "intercepted" by Brian Dawkins and he is now alive and well thanks to Brian.

Hahah i got this text message yesterday lol thought i would share ... its wrong to laugh at suicide but it is just a joke. Spread the word lol Send to your friends haha

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haha or maybe he fumbled the gun and it shot plaxico’s other leg when it hit the ground

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by Remis on Jan 3, 2009 6:10 PM EST reply actions

touche lol

If football had a church, Brian Dawkins would be my preacher !

by NorthPhillyKid on Jan 3, 2009 6:15 PM EST up reply actions

hahahahahaha

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Jan 3, 2009 6:52 PM EST up reply actions

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who wants to play Leapfrog with Trent?

by anuj on Jan 3, 2009 6:55 PM EST up reply actions

or...

tossed it to T.O., and he dropped it, then pacman jones picked it up and shot plaxico

by thewild_viking_twins on Jan 4, 2009 8:41 PM EST up reply actions

hahaha

thats nice, good one…haha

To me the Eagles are like that girlfriend that pisses u off, then u hate her, but the next morning you wake up and remember that thing u love so much about her

by XxBleedGreen5xX on Jan 6, 2009 8:22 PM EST up reply actions

Dude

After the “Plaxico Burress shoots himself” headline that turned out to be true, I thought this was too…

by ajay on Jan 3, 2009 6:20 PM EST reply actions

i just yelled your subject line in a crowded room!

thanks cole! now i have to go make sure each person knows thats not really true

If you can't sell out a playoff game, should you lose the right to have a home game?

by 700 Level on Jan 3, 2009 6:58 PM EST reply actions

great

the more the better :D

Who wants to play Leapfrog with Trent?

by anuj on Jan 3, 2009 8:20 PM EST up reply actions

excellent lol

tell the world … this text actually came from a cowboys but i interpreted the dawkins part lol

If football had a church, Brian Dawkins would be my preacher !

by NorthPhillyKid on Jan 3, 2009 8:09 PM EST reply actions

fan

If football had a church, Brian Dawkins would be my preacher !

by NorthPhillyKid on Jan 3, 2009 8:09 PM EST reply actions

I was just at Target in York PA, and in the sporting goods section they had a Tony Romo football. It was extra slippery for easier fumbling.

(Really, it had a huge “Tony Romo #9” logo on it that had no grip at all so players could be just like Tony)

I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.

by BrianS on Jan 3, 2009 9:00 PM EST reply actions

lmao

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by Remis on Jan 3, 2009 9:13 PM EST up reply actions

Thats not a nice thing to post....

…..you got my hopes up.

"When I have the ball, I experiment." #5

by Sabonis4Ever on Jan 3, 2009 9:08 PM EST reply actions

if anyone from bloggin the boys sees this

we’ll get a nice dose of the “eagles fans are animals” crap

If you can't sell out a playoff game, should you lose the right to have a home game?

by 700 Level on Jan 3, 2009 9:23 PM EST reply actions

We'll get that whether we have a picture...

…of a funny football or not. Might as well go all out!

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by WanderingMoses on Jan 3, 2009 10:04 PM EST up reply actions

I think it’s the suicide thing that’ll bother ‘em more. Even though it’s obviously a joke and not like we laughed at TO’s suicide attempt/non-attempt/whatever.

Ok, I laughed at that, too. That was the very early days of BGN.

I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.

by BrianS on Jan 3, 2009 11:03 PM EST up reply actions

lol

maybe i should go over there and post it … lol … ya know ? just to inform them so they know its not true when someone else brings it up …

If football had a church, Brian Dawkins would be my preacher !

by NorthPhillyKid on Jan 3, 2009 11:20 PM EST reply actions

Lousy joke

The monster at the end of this blog.

by grover on Jan 4, 2009 3:15 PM EST reply actions

i bet it is

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by Remis on Jan 4, 2009 3:21 PM EST up reply actions

hey grover you’re the douchebag at the end of this blog not the monster…

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by Remis on Jan 4, 2009 3:25 PM EST up reply actions

now thats a lousy joke

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by Remis on Jan 4, 2009 3:25 PM EST up reply actions

I suppose if this joke was made on Athletics Nation

the subcommittee would be very unhappy

"This world extends way beyond this little field of dreams we're dancing in and I want to see that world"

by exitfare on Jan 4, 2009 5:37 PM EST up reply actions

The fanpost would have probably been deleted

The monster at the end of this blog.

by grover on Jan 4, 2009 9:10 PM EST up reply actions

People out west don't have a sense of humor

"This world extends way beyond this little field of dreams we're dancing in and I want to see that world"

by exitfare on Jan 4, 2009 9:14 PM EST up reply actions

LOL

I wonder if I can bill Jeff Lurie and Peter Angelos for the years of therapy their teams are going to put me through.

by BrianS on Jan 4, 2009 10:05 PM EST up reply actions

lol

someone will always be upset with a joke …. its inevitable but then it wouldnt be as funny if people didnt get upset :)

If football had a church, Brian Dawkins would be my preacher !

by NorthPhillyKid on Jan 4, 2009 8:27 PM EST reply actions

Damn can't you guys just leave us alone.

You beat our ass and are on a nice playoff run. Its amazing to me that Eagles fans just can’t get the Cowboys out of there minds.

by houseofprime on Jan 5, 2009 8:25 PM EST reply actions

houseofprime

this came from a good friend who is from corpus and is a cowboys fan … so when you guys stop making fun of your selves than i will

If football had a church, Brian Dawkins would be my preacher !

by NorthPhillyKid on Jan 6, 2009 5:27 PM EST up reply actions

and ...

when you stop giving us easy set ups …

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Jan 6, 2009 5:35 PM EST up reply actions

ooo wat

u dont want to hear it now??? after all the trash, wasnt backed up u dont want to hear it back….hahaha…..wen we get TO out of our minds (never) then maybe we will get u guys (or gals) out of our mind

To me the Eagles are like that girlfriend that pisses u off, then u hate her, but the next morning you wake up and remember that thing u love so much about her

by XxBleedGreen5xX on Jan 6, 2009 8:23 PM EST up reply actions