Poem From An Eagles Fan
Its here, its here, its finally here ! While women are crying and hiding in fear, for their soaps and their Oprah will no longer be seen. IT IS TIME FOR OUR TV TO START BLEEDING GREEN !
So gather you family's and bring them inside. To watch Kevin curtis catch touchdowns in stride. For its time to see LJ catch red zone attemps, and its time to see samuel dominate with defense.
West brezzy is signed , its a glorious day ! For his feet will break ankles and leave defense astray. McNabb Looking healthy means playoffs indeed, and a newly signed rookie improves our teams speed.
So make your decision to sit in or go out, to watch at the bar or to watch from your couch. Or gather some money and pay ever too much, for ticket brokers are souless and give 2 flying ducks : )
Pre-season has started may our season commence ! For the drunken blue collards in parking lot tents. With beer of all sorts and bratwurst galore, with ribs of a plenty and fish brought ashore.
May the Home or Away Jerserys be worn by the bunch , as the beloved t-shirt hustler sells tons from his trunk. Takeo Jerseys are useless especially mine, so make sure your purchases are smarter next time.
If you like watching drunk drink plenty outside or youll catch yourself scrambling for 5.75. Get that last drink in you on your walk to the linc, but make sure its a dixie for beer cans you cant drink.
Oh my favorite strip seach i will ever recieve, as the man in the black windbreaker insist i proceed. I walk up the stadium to my seat to enroot, but i wont walk those stairs till ive photo oped with swoop.
Now i am happy, up the ramp i must go for the expensive chickie and petes i must eat before show. The crowd is excited and the away team feels threat, for the announcer is shouting and brian dawkins is next !
This poem must end as our kick return goes , deasean jacksons past the 50 ! look at him go !
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If football had a church, Brian Dawkins would be my preacher !
Sorry I just read this,
I didn’t catch this one earlier. You are the man!
Now you gotta make one up with TO and a “Dallas Sucks!” chant in it somewhere.
Make sure you rhyme Sucks w/ Ducks :)
Dallas Sucks

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