Ummm... hey? - Bleeding Green Nation

Ummm... hey?

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Let's Play a Game: Guess What They're Saying

Asante: Hey man, so I’m excited to play with you this year!
Lito: Nah, I’m gonna be injured half the time anyways.

by ajay on May 4, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Asante: Man, that’s sick what you did against the Cowboys.
Lito: Man, it’s sick what you did against us.

Destroyer of Subject Lines :3™

by yomjoseki on May 4, 2008 10:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

more likely

asante: so, why is all the talk about you being kicked out instead of sheldon.
lito: ummm, he has some photos of andy rolling around naked in a pile of big macs.

by abeaugh on May 4, 2008 10:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Asante: My quick smells like french toast

Lito: yeah, well my agility looks like mashed potatoes

Is it training camp yet?

by 700 Level on May 5, 2008 8:34 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Lito: Can I borrow $10?

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by JasonB on May 5, 2008 8:49 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Asante: So think you’ll stay healthy this season?
Lito: Yeah do you think you will? .... evil smile

by Whodie126 on May 5, 2008 10:10 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Lito: whasssssssssssssssssssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!
Asante; whassssssssssssssssssssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!

Why the Hell Not?

by BrianS on May 5, 2008 11:11 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Lito: So after this, me and Sheldon are gonna go hit up a girls’ dorm. Wanna tag along?
Asante: Sure…

by foos05 on May 5, 2008 11:13 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I got another one

Lito: Hey man, I see you got a tattoo. What’s it say?
Asante: “Get Rich to This”
Lito: (pause) ...so that’s all I have to do?

by ajay on May 5, 2008 12:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Lito: You want left or right?
Asante : uhh…left
Lito: ... (thinkin – damn, there goes my job)

I smell Super Bowl!

by anuj on May 5, 2008 9:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Lito: Hey Asante, I just left a bag of dog poo in front of Sheldon’s locker and lit in on fire. And when he comes out of the locker room, I’m going to give him a wedgie.

Asante: Be quiet Lito, I’m just over here countin’ my money.

Why the Hell Not?

by BrianS on May 6, 2008 3:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs