The Only Thing I Hate More Than The Philadelphia Eagles

by GhostofGaryHogeboom on Dec 28, 2008 11:11 PM EST Comment 21 comments

I knew that would get your attention. I'm a lifelong Cowboys fan, and I instinctively hate all of you as much as you hate me. I hate you for cheering Michael Irvin as he lay paralyzed on the Veterans turf. I hate you for the Bounty Bowl. I hate you for throwing batteries at Jimmy Johnson. And I hate you because your team has handed my team it's ass more times than not lately.

But I hate this Dallas Cowboys team more than I hate you and your team. I simply dispise them. I hate the fact that while other teams galvanize through adversity, this team wilted. I hate that the media follows them around all the time. I hate the name Jessica Simpson, and the fact that this team is more suited for the tabloids than the sports page. I hate our bumbling, Bennie Hill looking coach and the red headed idiot standing beside him. And oh goodness yes, I hate Jerry Jones. Maybe more than any of you do.

This game was destined to be a war, and this team didn't even bother to give you a fight. My team was treated worse than Jodie Foster in The Accused. Actually Jodie Foster put up a fight if I recall.

To quote Silky Johnston at the Player Hater's Ball on Chapelle's Show, "I hate you and hope all the bad things in the world happen to you and you alone". But I hate my Dallas Cowboys, from the top down, even more.

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Cheer up, guy! You have Jason Witten.

Destroyer of Subject Lines :3™

by yomjoseki on Dec 28, 2008 11:15 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Wait, I should’ve said “At least you guys won’t lose in the first round of the playoffs again this year!”

Destroyer of Subject Lines :3™

by yomjoseki on Dec 28, 2008 11:16 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

yeah

thats a good point. but they also have cry baby T.O. and fumbling-tumbling Romo.

by jj300daysgrace on Dec 29, 2008 4:48 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I don't know about you, guy...

…but if the Eagles had lost and I went on to the Cowboys blog and proclaimed my hatred for my own team, I’d expect my ass to get kicked.

by ajay on Dec 28, 2008 11:16 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

http://www.libertyballers.com/

by Remis on Dec 28, 2008 11:19 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

that reminds me of office space...

“Does anyone ever say, i have a case of the mondays?”

“No i’d reckon you’d get your ass beat!”

side note:
December 28, 1996 – Dallas’ last playoff win
February 10, 1997 – Mario Kart for Nintendo 64 is released

by 700 Level on Dec 29, 2008 8:23 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Go on the bloggingtheboys.com

And see it for yourself.

We as Cowboys fans, for the most part, bought into the “best team in franchise history” crap that we were force fed during the off season. Jerry Jones made all the “right moves”, bringing in a ghetto thug of a cornerback and resigning Philly’s favorite son, TO, to a contract extension. The national media was all over them, and Hard Knocks on HBO sealed the deal on our expectations. But we bought into it, bought into a heartless, gutless, soulless team with no leadership and zero accountability.

You as Eagles fans have every right to hang your head high. You came in with everything on the line and destroyed us. Completely and absolutely. The Cows didn’t even show up.

by GhostofGaryHogeboom on Dec 29, 2008 12:52 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Your fans are idiots

They are blind and consistently back the egos in the locker room. Jerry Jones got what he deserved by signing them. The Cowboys demise starts with Jerry.

E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!!!

by Joe_D on Dec 28, 2008 11:28 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

+1

Jerry is entering the Al Davis stage of his career.

"....It is more about them than it is about the team. Cannot play with them. Cannot win with them. Cannot coach with them. Can’t do it. I want winners!" - Mike Singletary

by DennardC on Dec 28, 2008 11:55 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Your fans are criminals

Who else has a court in their stadium?

by GhostofGaryHogeboom on Dec 29, 2008 12:46 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

ummm we don’t… haven’t for some time now

But T.O. and his sideline histrionics wear on a quarterback. He's like the hot stripper you tried to clean up and convert into a real girlfriend. It's a lot of fun until the moment she has her second drink while out to eat with your parents. You unravel quicker than she does.

by foos05 on Dec 29, 2008 1:17 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

that's a lot of hate, guy

by eagleyosh on Dec 29, 2008 12:09 AM EST reply actions 0 recs

It's good to see a Cowboy fan with some sense

It must be a ruse.

Bunch of whiny primadonnas, crying on the sidelines, crying to the media – all overseen by a dumbass hillbilly babysitter of a coach who couldn’t kick a player’s ass in line if his life depended on it. Just a soft, nice guy babysitter who’s a TOTAL JOKE as a head coach, but is a pretty damned good defensive coordinator. Too bad, too. Nice guy from a great family… but as long as he can be Jerrah Jones’ puppet, he’ll have a job.

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 29, 2008 1:03 AM EST reply actions 0 recs

Don’t forget, Wade Phillips did have a hand in creating a totally hot daughter.

Destroyer of Subject Lines :3™

by yomjoseki on Dec 29, 2008 1:17 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Milkman's kid.

www.HoustonDiehards.com

by HoustonDiehards on Dec 29, 2008 2:14 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

LOL!

jaws

by jaws1385 on Dec 29, 2008 11:02 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

She's a Pig with "Kankles"

Raise the bar boys!

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Dec 29, 2008 1:36 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs

Wade

Cant even send his punt team on without the quarterback telling them to get off the field, what a joke, why doesnt he just have Jerry Jones call all the plays.

by Go-Green on Dec 29, 2008 7:47 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

yeah to me that would be enough

I’d fire him just for that!

side note:
December 28, 1996 – Dallas’ last playoff win
February 10, 1997 – Mario Kart for Nintendo 64 is released

by 700 Level on Dec 29, 2008 8:24 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

I saw that too

I thought that would be the indicator Wade was going to be fired, but that would mean JJ had to admit he was wrong, and Al Davis Jr. is unable to acknowledge being wrong.

by GhostofGaryHogeboom on Dec 29, 2008 12:53 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs