The Only Thing I Hate More Than The Philadelphia Eagles
by GhostofGaryHogeboom on Dec 28, 2008 11:11 PM EST
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PrintI knew that would get your attention. I'm a lifelong Cowboys fan, and I instinctively hate all of you as much as you hate me. I hate you for cheering Michael Irvin as he lay paralyzed on the Veterans turf. I hate you for the Bounty Bowl. I hate you for throwing batteries at Jimmy Johnson. And I hate you because your team has handed my team it's ass more times than not lately.
But I hate this Dallas Cowboys team more than I hate you and your team. I simply dispise them. I hate the fact that while other teams galvanize through adversity, this team wilted. I hate that the media follows them around all the time. I hate the name Jessica Simpson, and the fact that this team is more suited for the tabloids than the sports page. I hate our bumbling, Bennie Hill looking coach and the red headed idiot standing beside him. And oh goodness yes, I hate Jerry Jones. Maybe more than any of you do.
This game was destined to be a war, and this team didn't even bother to give you a fight. My team was treated worse than Jodie Foster in The Accused. Actually Jodie Foster put up a fight if I recall.
To quote Silky Johnston at the Player Hater's Ball on Chapelle's Show, "I hate you and hope all the bad things in the world happen to you and you alone". But I hate my Dallas Cowboys, from the top down, even more.
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yeah
thats a good point. but they also have cry baby T.O. and fumbling-tumbling Romo.
by jj300daysgrace on Dec 29, 2008 4:48 PM EST up reply actions
I don't know about you, guy...
…but if the Eagles had lost and I went on to the Cowboys blog and proclaimed my hatred for my own team, I’d expect my ass to get kicked.
that reminds me of office space...
“Does anyone ever say, i have a case of the mondays?”
“No i’d reckon you’d get your ass beat!”
side note:
December 28, 1996 – Dallas’ last playoff win
February 10, 1997 – Mario Kart for Nintendo 64 is released
Go on the bloggingtheboys.com
And see it for yourself.
We as Cowboys fans, for the most part, bought into the “best team in franchise history” crap that we were force fed during the off season. Jerry Jones made all the “right moves”, bringing in a ghetto thug of a cornerback and resigning Philly’s favorite son, TO, to a contract extension. The national media was all over them, and Hard Knocks on HBO sealed the deal on our expectations. But we bought into it, bought into a heartless, gutless, soulless team with no leadership and zero accountability.
You as Eagles fans have every right to hang your head high. You came in with everything on the line and destroyed us. Completely and absolutely. The Cows didn’t even show up.
by GhostofGaryHogeboom on Dec 29, 2008 12:52 PM EST up reply actions
Your fans are idiots
They are blind and consistently back the egos in the locker room. Jerry Jones got what he deserved by signing them. The Cowboys demise starts with Jerry.
E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!!!
Your fans are criminals
Who else has a court in their stadium?
by GhostofGaryHogeboom on Dec 29, 2008 12:46 PM EST up reply actions
ummm we don’t… haven’t for some time now
But T.O. and his sideline histrionics wear on a quarterback. He's like the hot stripper you tried to clean up and convert into a real girlfriend. It's a lot of fun until the moment she has her second drink while out to eat with your parents. You unravel quicker than she does.
It's good to see a Cowboy fan with some sense
It must be a ruse.
Bunch of whiny primadonnas, crying on the sidelines, crying to the media – all overseen by a dumbass hillbilly babysitter of a coach who couldn’t kick a player’s ass in line if his life depended on it. Just a soft, nice guy babysitter who’s a TOTAL JOKE as a head coach, but is a pretty damned good defensive coordinator. Too bad, too. Nice guy from a great family… but as long as he can be Jerrah Jones’ puppet, he’ll have a job.
www.HoustonDiehards.com
by HoustonDiehards on Dec 29, 2008 1:03 AM EST reply actions
Don’t forget, Wade Phillips did have a hand in creating a totally hot daughter.
Destroyer of Subject Lines :3™
Milkman's kid.
www.HoustonDiehards.com
by HoustonDiehards on Dec 29, 2008 2:14 AM EST up reply actions
Wade
Cant even send his punt team on without the quarterback telling them to get off the field, what a joke, why doesnt he just have Jerry Jones call all the plays.
yeah to me that would be enough
I’d fire him just for that!
side note:
December 28, 1996 – Dallas’ last playoff win
February 10, 1997 – Mario Kart for Nintendo 64 is released
I saw that too
I thought that would be the indicator Wade was going to be fired, but that would mean JJ had to admit he was wrong, and Al Davis Jr. is unable to acknowledge being wrong.
by GhostofGaryHogeboom on Dec 29, 2008 12:53 PM EST up reply actions
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