Why does it hurt to be an Eagle?

Why? We start the free agency by landing probably the biggest FA in the market, Asante Samuels. We bring in a DE to rotate from Oakland that did spectacular in a backup role in Oakland, Chris Clemons. We lose Tapeh. McNabb is healthy and we drafted a speedster in DeSean Jackson. Then comes training camp. Asante gets hurt. #5 gets hurt. Victor Ambrini is hurt as is Kevin Curtis and Reggie Brown. All is good though, as we enter the season clobbering the St. Louis Rams. Offense shined, Defense rocked. We face off with the Dallas Cowboys on a primetime showdown. The Cowboys barely pull through. Offense shined, Defense sucked. We are still well like in the NFC as we square off with the Pittsburgh Steelers. Defense now shines, and our offense makes it through. We lose westbrook. We then play the bears. We are supposed to kill the Bears. David Akers decides it is time to miss judge field goals beyond the 40 and start missing them. Defense shows out in the second half and offense shuts down. never to start again. May i mention we dont have Shawn Andrews, LJ, and B-West and #5 is banged up. We have a showdown with the Redskins. we start off hot 14-0 and the Linc is full of electricity. then we shut down. offense and defense this time. We are now 2-3, 1-3 in the NFC, 0-2 in the East. we have B-West injured. Andrews....well, fuck him, i dont know what is with him. Why, Why does it hurt to be an eagle. What is wrong. Andy, a great coach, and his coachin staff is fallin apart. Why this pain in my heart. i feel my blood changin from green to red again. Why?

via hershco.blogs.com