Greatest sports quote of all time

If you haven't read what Matt Stairs said after his game winning HR against the Dodgers last night... do it now!

about 1 year ago JasonB 4 comments 0 recs |

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too bad he’s Canadian… I’d vote for him for President right now

"When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you're getting your ass hammered by guys - there's no better feeling than to have that done." - Matt Stairs 10/13/08

Gold... Pure Gold...

by foos05 on Oct 14, 2008 11:22 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I hope Stairs continues to

“get his ass hammered by guys” one Wednesday and the Phils lock up the series.

Seriously though do you think he woke up this morning with about 100 or so texts from the rest of the team and was just like “Fuck it’s going to be a long day”

"I need to do a better job of putting players in the right position to perennially come up short of expectations"

by Whodie126 on Oct 14, 2008 11:34 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

i predict his locker being filled with KY and Vasiline… I’m sure Chase Utley has connections in that area

"When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you're getting your ass hammered by guys - there's no better feeling than to have that done." - Matt Stairs 10/13/08

Gold... Pure Gold...

by foos05 on Oct 14, 2008 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

"When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you’re getting your ass hammered by guys — there’s no better feeling than to have that done."

Obviously, Matt’s never been in a Turkish prison…or has he?

I bleed green and I piss silver and blue

by oldasquick on Oct 14, 2008 12:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs